when a true Electronics engineer Proposed a girl : 1. you are magnetic and i would love to be an iron bar . 2. I am a transistor looking for biasing , will you bias me . 3. I used to wander a lot but dammit you polarized me . 4. I would not like to be a rusted iron , so will you galvanize me. 5. I am kinda paramagnetic , looking for some strong field. and when he got rejected he said : I turned an inductance gyrator but you never told me that fucking mental midgets like you always relied on back emf . run away from here at supersonic speeds but i ll never be able to erase you as my heart is not re writable. share if u like , i ll add more soon :)
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